Tomorrow - My First Day Alone

So, I have been off work for 2 months, J was off at the same time. He started his new job last week, but that was also spring break, so I was still busy with the kids.
Tomorrow though is a different story. I am all alone. And what do I have planned. It is unbelievably exciting. I am going to do a ton of laundry and clean out and reorganize the pantry. No joke.... I am just that cool. Having J at work I can definetly accoomplish more around the house, but I miss happy hour and the peanuts in the cleavage - Mine- Not his.
Tomorrow is also the day that I start excercising again and begin my diet AND start drinking less. Well, atleast 2 of the 3.

OH NO - NOT AGAIN!!!

Some men like the silent type. Some men like the deadly type. Some men like the loud type...me, I am all 3 rolled into one. I have the worst/best diet of vegetables as my main meal. And what do veggies make you do... pass gas.
I just cleared out a husband, 2 kids and 1 dog. The cats didn't care... they probably just wanted to clean me. I want to say that it is embarassing and I am not proud, but I also do not like to lie.

Tattoo

I think I am going to get a new tattoo this weekend.
Here is what it will say...
私は驚くばかりの性交である

The End of The End

So, J starts back to work Wednesday after an extended vacation. Tonight is party night, tomorrow is quiet night. I will finally have the house to myself, yet I am pretty sure I will be lonely as I am only used to having until 11:oo by myself. I made a deal with me that I will clean 1 room a day, since God knows this house is disgusting. Not just a little clean, but a deep scrubbing clean. Yes, I know one of us has been off since September, but one of us is a lazy ass that only likes to look at porn and funny shit.
Again, it is the end of the end, yet we have had Devin, my 16 year old brother, since Thursday I think. Devin is freakin' hilarious, yet he turns Tyler into a doof.
Tonight is sangria night, followed up by J and I drrinking tonight followed up by J being hungover and sleeping til noon or 1:00 and me sleeping until 7:00am.
Life is fun.

Happy Freakin Easter!!

It's Easter! I woke up early this morning to get a fresh start on this beautiful day. Ok, I woke up because J kicked me and told me the cat was scratching at the door. Duh- this is why I wear earplugs to bed- that way you can't hear it.

Stress

So, tomorrow we get to call some Las Vegas attorney's and start up a lawsuit, since the lovely employees of some hotel, knowing they are completely at fault, will not return our calls. I am sure they think we will just go away and not waste out time but you know what? I have nothing better to do BUT waste my time. How dare you not only ruin my vacation, my first trip to Vegas... and, I don't know, for lack of better words, grief, stress, fear... and then not bother to atleast let me know what is going on!

I am declaring Jihad on them and anyone else I can find until I get an answer and they have to pay for it.

Stupid

You ever have stupid arguments, the kind that you can't even BELIEVE they are real because they are just that stupid? You keep waiting for them to crack up and you can literally feel you IQ dropping as you are standing there?

No....hmmm... maybe it is just me.